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St. Vitus' Dance

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  • faggotdogg: Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?  Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?” Your salt kingdom is an inspiration.

    faggotdogg:

    Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? 

    Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about “What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?”

    Your salt kingdom is an inspiration.

    Posted on August 13, 2012 via Human Disaster with 51 notes

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      I love this quote.
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      Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme? Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can’t live the button-down...
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      I felt like this when I was being really pedantic about my canisters on my kitchen shelf last week, and transferring all...
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      Homer: You! Where’d you get the sugar for that tea? I nipped when you let your guard down for that split second… and I’d...
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      Your salt kingdom is an inspiration.
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      You should ask me about the crazy sugar scheme I pulled off this year sometime when you are bored.
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