St. Vitus' Dance

I imagine a Kwik-E-Mart-CEO-style temple in East Ivanhoe solely dedicated to the craft of answering dance enquiries.

“Should I enrol my child in tap classes?”
“YOU ARE A PUSHY PARANT LIVING OUT YOUR DREAMS THROUGH YOUR CHILD. YES.”

“When has dance been the most relevant to our lives?”
“THE DAY PATRICK SWAYZE DIED.”

“Should I try to learn things from dance?”
“CAN YOU REPHRASE THAT IN THE FORM OF AN ETHICAL QUESTION?
“Hmmmmmm…is it right to learn life lessons from dance?”
”STEP UP 2: THE STREETS. THAT IS ALL.”

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