April 2011
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Newstopia
Today I came across this character in the audio...
I won’t lie, I completly stole the voice of Bender’s hyper-chicken lawyer in Futurama.
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Well he asked for it.
Performer [to crowd]: You guys are all a bit quiet tonight. Anyone out there got anything to say?
Dan: ...SUCH IS LIFE.
Performer: Look at this guy, thinks he's Ned Kelly.
Dan: Are you kidding me? I was quoting Ben Cousins - a real Australian hero, not some fuckin' CRIMINAL.
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More from Joyce's Ulysses.
I love the contrast between these two passages. Bloom’s sudden onset of horny-ness [“a warm human plumpness settled down in his brain”]: in which every scent is a perfume, every body made of soft treacle, every breath in full of electricity.
How quickly this leaves him on entering the pub, and seeing the men gorge on their food. Joyce builds up an orgasm, then takes it away...
You might see us on the festival stage sometime...
madalchemistbrew:
The Mad Achemists are thinking of entering our second generation Oxygen Stout. The first was a rousing success, one of the finest Alchemist brews thus far.
Looking through our records for tasting notes, I could only find this drunken scribble:
BUT I can tell you, it’s a corker. Watch this space.
Oh GOOD GRAVY, forgot there was another batch of Oxygen ageing over at the...
Hey
I didn’t use a reaction .gif on that last message…
ticklethegreenpear asked: i would not like any of those rings. for reference.
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Tempting.
Tom's Pokemans team as of the moment:
Name: Brody (as in Adrian because of the nose) Grass Level 60 Serperior.
Name: Shadowfax Electric Level 60 Zebstrika.
Name: Redeye Water Level 59 Basculin.
Name: Cheyenne Psychic / Flying Level 60 Sigilyph.
Name: Chester Ghost / Fire Level 59 Chandelure
Name: Usul (Fremen for “base of the pillar”) Steel / Fighting Level 58 Cobalion.
Now just to wait in a grassy field...
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Today's mixtape is brought to you by the letter G.
01 Generator ^ First Floor - Freelance Whales 02 Get Lost - Patrick Wolf 03 God Lead Your Soul - The Sleepy Jackson 04 Goddess Love - Dan Sultan 05 Gloria - Robb London 06 Get It On - Grinderman 07 Gravity’s Greatest Victory / Rex Snorted Coke - Department Of Eagles 08 Graze - Animal Collective 09 The Gloaming [Softly Open Our Mouths To The...
Happy 112nd Birthday Mr. Nabokov!!!
dreamlightfever:
secretaviary:
The greatest lepidopterist and synesthete that ever lived.
Oh yeah, and a not too shabby novelist as well.
This was as beautiful as you described in your text.
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It is thus not women, or the love of women, that causes evil, but the fault...
– Cornelius Agrippa’s introductory lecture on Plato’s Symposium, 1512.
Yes, I think I do want to do my thesis on medieval university life. Verrrrry interesting.
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parsley-moon asked: i remember once you said your ultimate death was to be strangled by violin stings. is this still true?
divide-by-zero asked: http://marxisforbros.tumblr.com/post/4742299831 !!
*weak at knees*
*weak at knees*
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Anonymous asked: Hi. You're attractive. Just thought you should know. :)
I think the Nabokov novel heightens your sex appeal as well as the instances of Dune nerdiness.
I think the Nabokov novel heightens your sex appeal as well as the instances of Dune nerdiness.
dreamlightfever-deactivated2012 asked: Love the Bend Sinister copy...
(wink wink, nudge nudge)
Oh, and the Dune 8-bit soundtrack is the best thing I've heard all week. 80's tribal arcade music never sounded so fresh!
(wink wink, nudge nudge)
Oh, and the Dune 8-bit soundtrack is the best thing I've heard all week. 80's tribal arcade music never sounded so fresh!
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