December 2011
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If you love Comic Sans, you don’t know much about typography. If you hate...
– Vincent Connare, inventor of Comic Sans, as well as many other fonts (including one of my favourites, Trebuchet)
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Every now and again, we have to clear the smaller...
[As I'm putting the old poppies into a garbage bag, the cops that guard the Shrine wander up.]
Me: Hey.
Cops: Hey Tom.
Me: ...
Cops: ...
Me: Are you guys...just going to stand there?
Cop 1: We like that you're doing manual labour and we're not.
Cop 2: Also, because you're in casual clothes, it looks like you're doing community service for some crime.
Me: *grumble*
Cop 1: [loud enough for people on the Tan to hear] Hey! Back to work you punk kid! That'll learn you for graffiti-ing the Lord Mayor's house!
Me: Goddammit.
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Love a man in uniform.
Tween: Are you a soldier?
Me: I think I’d be very worried for the state of the nation if that were so.
Tween: …
Me: …
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Christmas may be over, but Megastar the necro-tree...
I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.
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OH MAN PINGIN' LIKE CRAZY AFTER THAT SIPHON COFFEE...
Setting up my meth lab...I mean, making coffee...
thenextstation asked: Well done at last night's gig - you guys sounded great! Congrats on the EP launch too!
In 1925, a note to his screen test read: “Is balding and...
– Shawn Micallef on Fred Astaire
Alex got me a bust of a knight that turns into a...
He’s a pretty fine chap.
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I would have sold London if I could find a buyer.
– Attributed to Richard I (the Lionheart), King of England, regarding fundrasing for the Third Crusade.
Apparently gg.gov.au is the website of the... →
Disappointment town.
Population: this guy.
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divide-by-zero asked: COS BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!
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So I've been on hold for John Mayer's No Such...
COME ON VODAFONE CALL CENTRE PICK UP AND FIX MY GODDAMN PROBLEM.
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If you choose to vacation in Moe, that’s entirely your decision and I...
– Marieke Hardy