June 2009
Generic Dialogue from 'NCIS'
NCIS Character 1: Hey guys, *lighthearted joke*!
NCIS Character 2: *lighthearted joke*
NCIS Character 3: *lighthearted joke*
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[Some Guy gets put up on projector]
One of the NCIS Characters: *Some Guy*?! I know him from my past!
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NCIS Character 3: He'll be in France, I know this because of *minute detective detail*.
NCIS Character 2: No, you're wrong.
NCIS Character 3: Why do you say that?! Because of my *character flaw*?!
NCIS Character 2: No, because you missed *another minute detective detail*.
NCIS Character 2: Touche.
*sexual tension*
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I don't have anything against NCIS, I've just noticed it over time.
So this is what it comes to.
I have to get up and...
“I’ve learnt that you are what you eat. Huh. Looks like I’ve been...”
– Ryan Shelton
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Some Guy's Fail-Safe Method To Get A Girl To Love... →
Lol points for inventiveness, but I’m not sure if it’s truely fail-safe.
Although, I am always up for a time-travel related scam. The tanning bed is a worry though…
What do we all think?
The Rules to Strip Scrabble →
One day you’ll want to know, and you wont have the guts to type it into Google.
So here it is - think of it as a “break-glass-in-case-of-emergency” type of thing.
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“He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous,...”
– -Princess Irulan, Arrakis Awakening. Dune.
Damn that video from before, it’s got me looking up Dune quotes.
The Next Five Songs To Show Up On The 'Ol iPod
On The Bus Mall - The Decemberists Daylight - Coldplay Young Bride - Midlake Happy Together - The Turtles The Scrappy - The Latch Brothers (a.k.a. Beastie Boys)
“Help! I’m drowning in the hudson river!!! ROFL. April Fools. I’m...”
– Amir’s twitter
Ok, I REALLY gotta get off the computer and go to sleep, I’m laughing WAY too hard at Jake And Amir atm. Straight up.
Satanists And Pagans A Bit 'weird' (Get It? In The...
Ok, so the Dark Ages sees the rise of Church theology raging against ‘heathens’ who worship the devil, and/or nature. These cults generally didn’t exist, and your town’s soiled well was usually because you built it on swampland, not because a witch did it.
Fast-forward to the 20th Century, and Satanist and Pagan religions are actually set up. They base themselves on the...
Athlete - Tourist The Saints - A Little Madness To Be Free Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream
…bought all three for $11
AWESOME
A Failed Post
I was about to post some Nick Cave lyrics, from Grinderman’s “Go Tell The Women”, but I realised that you can’t properly put his lyrics on paper. It’s all in the delivery, the poetry is lost in the translation from ear to fingers.
“CHORUS SANCTI VITI (St. Vitus’ Dance)
The lascivious dance, Paracelsus...”
– Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy, Part 1, Section 1, Subsection 4, written in 1638.
